Word on the street in D.C. is that the RNC is considering, in honor of Senator Larry Craig, changing the name of the Republican National Convention this year to the Republican National Foot Tapping Convention. Senator Craig will be the keynote speaker. The Village People will be the headline musical act. Frank Rich puts it in perspective:
Also staying put in the Senate is Larry Craig, who, consciously or not, is calling the whole moral brigade’s bluff. After he was busted in the Minneapolis airport, Republicans insisted he undergo an ethics committee investigation on the assumption that he’d disappear before they could conduct it. Now they will have to make good on their word.
Mr. Craig is not just refusing to leave, but, as he demonstrated to Matt Lauer, he is ready, willing and able to re-enact his toilet pas de deux on national television. The Larry Craig show could be C-Span’s hit of the election season. It will culminate with its star’s return to the scene of the crime during the Republican National Convention, which, as perverse poetic justice would have it, is taking place in Minneapolis.
-Doc

